tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post9057617889049688209..comments2023-11-02T08:59:23.874+01:00Comments on Amberkatze's Book Blog: Interview & Contest with Nancy HaddockAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14293195296967735059noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-78483926355783302072009-06-14T17:08:52.444+02:002009-06-14T17:08:52.444+02:00Hello to KC, Caffey and Cindy!
Thank you for thes...Hello to KC, Caffey and Cindy!<br /><br />Thank you for these new jokes - Jo-Jo is so happy - which he'd tell you if weren't sleeping. (I'm up late again today.)<br /><br />Caffey, these are good, aren't they? Nancy even snorted coffee and tea out her nose when she read them. That's a sight not to behold! <br /><br />Hope everyone has a good rest of the weeknend, and I thank Amber again for letting me visit.<br /><br />CescaNancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10019662451227188065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-13645328454811342602009-06-14T01:04:57.410+02:002009-06-14T01:04:57.410+02:00Okay, not a great joke, but . . . .
Why did the v...Okay, not a great joke, but . . . .<br /><br />Why did the vampire get married? Because he fell in love with the girl necks door.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-10106966534269882472009-06-13T22:07:10.829+02:002009-06-13T22:07:10.829+02:00I had to come back and check out the jokes here! T...I had to come back and check out the jokes here! There are so many good ones that have me laughing!Caffeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11830854922444380155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-30615367175904072092009-06-13T17:30:59.628+02:002009-06-13T17:30:59.628+02:00What is Dracula's favorite movie?
The Vampire...What is Dracula's favorite movie?<br /><br />The Vampire Strikes BackAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-28987929251815622522009-06-13T01:13:20.456+02:002009-06-13T01:13:20.456+02:00LuAnn, Soni, Maggiemay, Gaby and Daelith, it's...LuAnn, Soni, Maggiemay, Gaby and Daelith, it's a pleasure to meet you all!<br /><br />Who knew there were so many great vampire jokes? Not Jo-Jo. And, yes, I will get the vampire cold shoulder from him when he reads that.<br /><br />Thank you for stopping by, and for contriubting to the wealth of fangy jokes! I wish you all a terrific weekend!<br /><br />CescaNancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10019662451227188065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-84992913294115886932009-06-12T22:15:08.235+02:002009-06-12T22:15:08.235+02:00What do you call a dog owned by a vampire?
A blood...What do you call a dog owned by a vampire?<br />A blood houndDaelithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14831617918862951954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-29516882877697326882009-06-12T19:23:40.521+02:002009-06-12T19:23:40.521+02:00what does a vampire fear most?
tooth decay
gaby3...what does a vampire fear most?<br /><br />tooth decay<br /><br />gaby317nyc AT gmail DOT comGaby317https://www.blogger.com/profile/10246618515307982406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-32860664297782387932009-06-12T18:28:45.489+02:002009-06-12T18:28:45.489+02:00Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his ...Why did the vampire take up acting?<br />It was in his blood.maggiemayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06671187707012338948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-23108775487401701272009-06-12T17:45:21.449+02:002009-06-12T17:45:21.449+02:00You know the one thing I can't stand about Vam...You know the one thing I can't stand about Vampires? <br />They're a pain in the neck!<br /><br />Hi Amber, I've posted about your contest on My blog: http://vampirephile.blogspot.com/<br /><br />My Twitter page: http://twitter.com/VampirePhile<br /><br />And at, KSC (Kyle Schmid Central):<br /><br />http://www.kyleschmidcentral.com/korner/index.php?topic=2165.new#newSoni Vamphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10679847989464020758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-12812411384875396472009-06-12T17:40:15.201+02:002009-06-12T17:40:15.201+02:00What fun! I don't think anyone's posted th...What fun! I don't think anyone's posted this joke yet, so here's my contribution:<br /><br />What is Transylvania?<br />Dracula's terror-tory <br /><br />I used this joke because my ancestors are from Transylvania. And that's no joke!LuAnnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13049897327581610278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-54311261450170199382009-06-12T17:06:38.793+02:002009-06-12T17:06:38.793+02:00Stephanie, hello!
Thank you for more giggles. So,...Stephanie, hello!<br /><br />Thank you for more giggles. So, you think Count Chocula is the offical breakfast of vampires?<br /><br />Groan. I know. I, ahem, suck at this. Which is why Jo-Jo is the comic.<br /><br />Thank you for visiting and contributing your joke, and have a good weekend!<br /><br />CescaNancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10019662451227188065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-75875519437372586902009-06-12T15:10:04.782+02:002009-06-12T15:10:04.782+02:00What did the teacher say to Dracula after he faile...What did the teacher say to Dracula after he failed his math test?<br />'Can't you count Dracula?'Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01075743369161634392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-15906172497158391032009-06-12T08:00:21.192+02:002009-06-12T08:00:21.192+02:00Hello to Valorie, Becca and Wanda!
It's clear...Hello to Valorie, Becca and Wanda!<br /><br />It's clear that Jo-Jo needs to hire the lot of you to write his material. These jokes? Too much fun!<br /><br />I must have a talk with Nancy. She just HAS to save room in the next book to use these.<br /><br />Oh, there she goes now. Excuse me while I run her down.<br /><br />May you all enjoy your upcoming weekend!<br /><br />CescaNancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10019662451227188065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-59231710823044001332009-06-12T06:50:39.683+02:002009-06-12T06:50:39.683+02:00Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broke...Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in veinwanda fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11355014951355789181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-77733920380691051932009-06-12T06:46:52.064+02:002009-06-12T06:46:52.064+02:00Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampi...Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the businessbeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03644878335083802112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-86458817852361719922009-06-12T06:29:41.460+02:002009-06-12T06:29:41.460+02:00What do you give a vampire that has a cold? Coffi...What do you give a vampire that has a cold? Coffin drops.<br /><br />Also, blogged:<br />http://www.morbid-romantic.net/2009/06/08/book-giveaways-0608-0614/<br /><br />Valorie<br />morbidromantic@gmail.comMs. Asphyxiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14736577929933963582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-44271473670999596462009-06-12T04:11:52.645+02:002009-06-12T04:11:52.645+02:00Hello, Dottie!
Your bite in shining armor joke i...Hello, Dottie!<br /><br /> Your bite in shining armor joke is perfect for Jo-Jo. He's been known to defend a lady's honor a time or two. :)<br /><br />Thank you for coming by to visit! I wish you a good weekend!<br /><br />CescaNancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10019662451227188065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-1453307821484491702009-06-12T00:23:06.992+02:002009-06-12T00:23:06.992+02:00Hi Amber!
I also posted your contest on my blog @...Hi Amber!<br /><br />I also posted your contest on my blog @ http://myblog2point0.blogspot.com/<br /><br />Thanks for a great giveaway!<br /><br />Dottie :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08688849410604429533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-38437778628165891002009-06-12T00:15:45.378+02:002009-06-12T00:15:45.378+02:00Great interview, can't wait to take a peek at ...Great interview, can't wait to take a peek at Last Vampire Standing!<br /><br />Joke:<br /><br />What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot ?<br />A bite in shining armor!<br /><br />Please enter me!<br /><br />Dottie :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08688849410604429533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-57619740752553698372009-06-11T15:59:01.194+02:002009-06-11T15:59:01.194+02:00SiNn and Jo, good morning!
Thank you for these ch...SiNn and Jo, good morning!<br /><br />Thank you for these chuckles. Jo-Jo caught a peek of all the new posts before he hit the mattress, and will be chuckling in his dreams.<br /><br />So will I, and it's about time for me to fold myself into bed as well. Have a good Thursday, and I'll check in later.<br /><br />Oh, and SiNn, Nancy says thank you for your kind compliment!<br /><br />CescaNancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10019662451227188065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-64288889657484086022009-06-11T15:21:08.941+02:002009-06-11T15:21:08.941+02:00Joke: What's a vampire's least favourite s...Joke: What's a vampire's least favourite song?<br /><br />Another One Bites the Dust<br /><br />I have linked to this contest in my contest section (right sidebar):<br />http://jo-scrawls.blogspot.com/<br /><br />I've also retweeted about this contest:<br />http://twitter.com/jo_scrawls/status/2116704075Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02828378728962868575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-70251150415674038842009-06-11T14:39:40.718+02:002009-06-11T14:39:40.718+02:00loved the interview Cesca & nancy is awesome! ...loved the interview Cesca & nancy is awesome! <br />Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his bloodSiNnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13975065072902528623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-89773890190042039462009-06-10T07:21:18.240+02:002009-06-10T07:21:18.240+02:00Hello again!
Caffey, your best of fiends joke is ...Hello again!<br /><br />Caffey, your best of fiends joke is a winner! Jo-Jo's checking in again after his shows tonight. He's having fun on the side with us.<br /><br />Miss Kitty, I'm sure Jo-Jo can use your punch line for vampires, but he might just branch into zombie humor.<br /><br />Char, Jo-Jo's gonna love your joke, too. <br />And thank you for letting me and Nancy know that you enjoyed La Vida Vampire!<br /><br />Mariee, the pain in the neck kiss will be a hit, too, I'll bet. I can hear the audience participation on so many of these!<br /><br />I knew Amber's readers would come through on jokes - thank you all.<br /><br />Time for me to study design again, so I'll check in later.<br /><br />CescaNancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10019662451227188065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-84832505924767395582009-06-10T02:45:53.272+02:002009-06-10T02:45:53.272+02:00Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It...Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It’s a pain in the neck.Marieehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05514527966059464837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332990871059750176.post-51727746482862519872009-06-10T01:30:39.714+02:002009-06-10T01:30:39.714+02:00i enjoyed la vida vampire very much.
Three Vampir...i enjoyed la vida vampire very much.<br /><br />Three Vampires<br /><br />Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.<br />The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, <br />gentlemen like tonight?"<br />The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."<br /><br />The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."<br /><br />The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will<br />have a glass of plasma."<br />The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the<br />bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."char10https://www.blogger.com/profile/12305911231096171950noreply@blogger.com